A man of many names and few talents, Dexter VanDango was born in Rock Springs, Wyoming at a very early age.
After successfully avoiding the Viet Nam war, and in a vain effort to also dodge maturity and responsibility, he imposed himself upon Denmark in the early 1970's and since then he's proved impossible to dislodge.
In an effort to avoid real work he has been a color-blind commercial artist, an unreliable journalist, a transparently deceptive advertising copywriter, a loathesome stand-up comedian, a tonedeaf musician ..and a brief employee of the Walt Disney organization.
Among his hobbies are lethargic sex and taking the pimentos out of green olives and then putting them back in again. He also likes to tower over people in the hope they wither in his shadow.
His favorite color is plaid.